tempered grace

voculabulary: wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:17:41 -0400

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

You did not

candlebud: cuntused: candlebud: people that wish dragons were real are you...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:16:31 -0400

candlebud:

cuntused:

candlebud:

people that wish dragons were real

are you sure

ARE

YOU

POSITIVE

The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow.

sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons

leftfielderintherye: princeofthehallows: gallifrey-feels: femi...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:14:26 -0400

leftfielderintherye:

princeofthehallows:

gallifrey-feels:

feminismordeath:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Australia [Julia Gillard] kicking ass and taking names (mostly Tony Abbott’s). [x]

I want her to be my Prime Minister

Can we please have a woman of this caliber in office here in the States? I feel like her and Elizabeth Warren would be

A) The best of friends and

B) The best duo to come up against both Wall Street AND the patriarchical standards of U.S. society.

Damn, Australia, you’re not fucking around here. I love it.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:45:08 -0400

sexintartarus: excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:44:45 -0400

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

yuppadupp: thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:43:24 -0400

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

Similar to Peter Van Houten’s shit he pulled when he ended An Imperial Affliction in the middle of a sentence.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:41:44 -0400

hipster-rawry: @mitchroutman got the most darling photo of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:41:07 -0400

hipster-rawry:

@mitchroutman got the most darling photo of @tattyburvil and #mattsmith reuniting! #doctorwho love (x)

tomahok: my mother does not care about fashion

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:39:29 -0400

tomahok:

my mother does not care about fashion

tanakas: risetofailure: tanakas: if someone added “this” to a text post i’m not going to reblog...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:38:45 -0400

tanakas:

risetofailure:

tanakas:

if someone added “this” to a text post i’m not going to reblog it

that

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:37:48 -0400

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:36:00 -0400

flypup: Meanwhile in Pete’s world

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:34:43 -0400

flypup:

Meanwhile in Pete’s world

i-am-mishafuckingcollins: librarian-byday: I swear, I will do...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:33:09 -0400

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

erectdaddy: My actual life everyone

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:29:18 -0400

erectdaddy:

My actual life everyone

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:28:17 -0400

portentouscatastrophe: bloodcaste: tangletots: askinnyblackman...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:27:39 -0400

portentouscatastrophe:

bloodcaste:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

i

can’t

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:27:09 -0400

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:26:50 -0400

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

We’re quite likeminded, me and David.

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:26:03 -0400

We’re quite likeminded, me and David.