breadmaakesyoufat:

dontyoulovemebaby:

breadmaakesyoufat:

GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING

this text post is so oatmeal

i hate you

kingstonique:

so what the fuck actually happened on Doctor Who last night? a powerpoint presentation by i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger.

HERE FOR EVERYONE WHO IS AS CONFUSED AS I WAS

THANK YOU

BLESS YOU HONEY

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

(Source: theflyestmermaid)

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

yourealwayshere:

 #I love how everybody enters like no problem and River is like BOOM FIRE

(Source: misomeru)

TO MY FELLOW WHOVIANS

mishasbuttt:

benedictbooty:

i-cant-without-wholock:

Okay so I saw this post on facebook from the DW Official

and I was like ‘oh, hey, nice, one month, one Doctor, very good’

BUT THEN I REALIZED

ONE MONTH - ONE DOCTOR

THERE ARE TWELVE MONTHS

GUESS THE PLOT TWIST OF THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

fucKING NO

I think Vastra, Jenny and Strax deserve their own spin-off.

solar-tsunami:

kabutocub:

Interspecies Lesbian Crime Fighting Couple and a War-mongering, mono-gendered Potato

_{I’ve always been there. Right from the very beginning. Right from the day he started running.}

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)