GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
this text post is so oatmeal
i hate you
so what the fuck actually happened on Doctor Who last night? a powerpoint presentation by i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger.
HERE FOR EVERYONE WHO IS AS CONFUSED AS I WAS
BLESS YOU HONEY
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
How many tears did The Doctor cry?
Okay so I saw this post on facebook from the DW Official
and I was like ‘oh, hey, nice, one month, one Doctor, very good’
BUT THEN I REALIZED
ONE MONTH - ONE DOCTOR
THERE ARE TWELVE MONTHS
GUESS THE PLOT TWIST OF THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Interspecies Lesbian Crime Fighting Couple and a War-mongering, mono-gendered Potato
I’ve always been there. Right from the very beginning. Right from the day he started running.