pleatedjeans:

had to do a return today.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom:  Bible

“das wen tings got verry sexaul. ADAm layd his gurl lilith on da bed an said ‘bby, r u redy?’

‘no’

dam gasped and crid very hrd ‘y u do dis to me, bby gurl?’

Lilith say: ‘I dun wan ta be on bottm. i a stong gurl and wnt to doinmate’

‘but I wnt to be dinomate’ adam crid evin hrder.

‘no’”

#Bible #i am imagining lilith to be the hispanic cleaning lady from family guy (via)

(Source: heirmione)

parasoul:

college; the musical 

featuring such hits as:

• the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 
• why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment 
• final exams more like no 
• how did my gpa get so low 
• this ta really needs to stop 
• i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow 
• how did my gpa get so high (reprise) 

(Source: fandomskilledus)

jumpingpuddles:

Fangirl challenge - Characters
The Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who

(Source: clarabosswins)

edwardspoonhands:

nerdfightersdontfightnerds:

Oddly mesmerizing. 

You’re welcome. [x]