May 2013
holy-punk:
how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
AND THUS THE COLLECTIVE HAITUS OF THE BIG 3 BEGINS
passthecocaine:
eatsleepcrap:
and then there’s merlin
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flexed:
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
this is called the ‘circular reasoning’ or ‘begging the question’ fallacy.
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When I mess up the first combination in center at...
ohballet:
tinytruant:
OMG can we make a s’mores + Harry Potter party and call it The Deathly Mallows!?!?!?
starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
eyeslikecominghome:
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
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lightjolras:
a-study-in-butts:
owlcitymordred:
stagdoeandfawn:
catully:
brigwife:
latitudeoctopus:
brigwife:
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
it’s a...
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
brooklynandthefrenchkiss:
Alaska smoked to die, and Augustus smoked to prove he wouldn’t.
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
shercocklocked:
theonewherecasblowsdean:
shercocklocked:
it is 3am
i just found a 21 chapter fanfiction
…i shouldnt
yes you should
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bootycaller:
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
donttouchmynewtonballs:
when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up
